Thursday, May 20, 2010

Questions You Cannot Ask after the Religious Unity Regulation.

What if a woman wants someone other than her husband in heaven?

Why do Rabbis wear those funny hats?

Whats the deal with the twirling among Sufis?

Why do radical Muslims, Jews, Hindus and Christians all yell the same rhetoric?

Why does the Pope (zzp! colour bar)

Isn't it selfish for men to marry more than one woman in a country that has less women than men?

Are Christians ticklish?

Why is it that men go to heaven if they obey God and women go to heaven if they obey their husbands?

Are Shi'a Muslims smellier than Sunni Muslims?

Why is the sky blue?

Why don't preachers talk about male responsibility in curbing harassment, assault and fornication?

If you prick Jews will they bleed?

Are Christian women as evil as Muslim women?

Does Hindu babies take 9 months to grow in the womb as well?

Why do we get enraged when Muslims cannot display religious symbols in a secular country while we are content not allowing foreigners to express their faiths?

Does Shi'a children hate doing homework as well?

How does the Pope (zzp! colour bar)

Does our Bangladeshi brothers have lesser Net Muslim Value than our Palestinian brothers?

If you twirl a Jew round and round and round will he get dizzy?

Why is Vishnu blue?

How can a government regulate personal beliefs....?


4 comments:

  1. This is awesome. been a while since a blogpost has made me snicker outside of bakhabaru.

    Bravo.

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  2. Thanks Iya
    but do not talk to us about those blistering bakhabaru dudes! They still have not chosen the winner (us!!) of their funny caption contest! We are following a strong non violent course of Not Doing Anything About It. We are in fact walking around the office stopping occasionally to shrug our shoulders and say meh!

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  3. I've always wanted to know about the Pope's BLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

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