We here at xresistence are always tickled pink, blue and all rest of the colours to point out the good that goes on in our society, world and other places. In fact commending good work done by people, groups and other forms of humans lights up our day. So it is with utmost happiness, joyfulness and glee that we would like to commend our hardworking Naked Ankle Brigade for working tirelessly to clean up our music sphere.
Yes the turbaned ones are on a crus... .erm a Mission (phew!) to rescue our beloved country from bad singers and unoriginal music (there are unconfirmed but very juicy reports that, in addition to certain unnameable groups living in the caves of a neighbouring country, the campaign is also being backed by big Bollywood record companies). In fact they monitor our airwaves using the latest technology that identifies pitchless singing and atrocious copy compilations. Once a target is acquired they immediately deploy agents to deal with them. They use highly advanced psychological warfare (colloquially referred to as fear mongering) to make them realise the error of their ways in causing such emotional and physical distress to the general public and makes them step up and do the community a favour by stopping the frightful bodily-gas-inducing ruckus they are making at once!
We fervently believe that these Music Ambassadors should be applauded not only for this immense service to our community but also for lowering general noise pollution and reducing our carbon footprint!
Therefore, with tears in our collective seven eyes, we say an earfelt thankyou to you. Thank you for giving us the peace of mind in never having to hear them again. We would hug you, but we are too overcome with emotion to move... sniff.
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